When your teacher gives you a test and all the questions have why and explain in the end.

sodamnrelatable:

inbox:

man I ate so healthy today I think I’ll reward myself with a container of frosting

the-heart-of-ice:

Reasons to date me:

• Standing next to me will most likely make you look gorgeous.
• Nobody will try to take me from you.
• I have no upper body strength so if you want to wrestle, you’ll always win.
• You’ll get a good laugh out of my extraordinary clumsiness
• If you happen to live on the country side, I’d make an excellent scarecrow.
• I can almost, kinda-sorta make food.